Butt Stuff

Today’s selections were featured in “Breath: An Air-Based Lit Mag” as well as “Fucktown Monthly” and “Vogue”.

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Peek-a-boo

Goo

goo

gah

gah.

Welcome

to

the

Baby Spa.

The staff is comprised of

babies.

The clientele are all

Japanese businessmen.

We’ve got

manners.

We’ve got

nanners.

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A Goose Rhyme

The poor little goosling

feathered and loud

ran beak first at life

full speed and proud.

He fell forward hard

and cracked his young beak

The surgery will cost

a thousand a week.

And until he can pay

his bills to the doc

it’s bureaucratic hell

and sucking rich cock.

Now he dies with each step

to his benefactor’s castle

to beg for a job

as a butler or vassal.

But the story ends nicely

for our little goose friend

cuz he hitchhiked to Canada

where there’s universal healthcare you god damned fucking morons.

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Butt Stuff

Touch

my

butt

and/or

bust.

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